africans: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
*looks at self in mirror*
me: wow i'm hot
me: wow nvm
Anonymous asked: size of your sergeant cyclops from down yonder?
Anonymous asked: .... "but it sucks because I know I’ll never be able to have her. And I never give up on her, it’s fucking stupid, but it’s like I’m holding on to a stand of a hope she’ll like me back, but I know it wont happen, I’m just too dumb to give up." why do you think youll never have her? Who says your never going to have her?
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sexual personal nice anything please
No one will probably read this :s
Shit sucks right now in life, ever since Jessie died, everything goes wrong, sure, half of it is my fault, but still. It’s too hard to find happiness these days. I can’t even find a girlfriend. But everywhere I look, I see a happy couple. There is like one person I have a crush on, but it sucks because I know I’ll never be able to have her. And I never give up on her, it’s...
Anonymous asked: who do u like??
Anonymous asked: I was going to write a lengthy, detailed paragraph confessing my unconditional love to you, but it would be somewhat of a waste. It would be a waste to write a letter so extensive when my feelings remain so logically simple in my mind. It only takes a few words to clearly describe how I feel about you... To me, you are me. Without you, I would not be me.
Anonymous asked: you're a pathetic fuck. there's a reason you have no friends. you try to fucking hard to make it in a society you will never fit in. no one likes you. just give up on yourself. you're ugly, and you live for nothing. you deserve everyone to hate you and not love you because honestly, you're just a fucking asshole. you're so conceited and you only care for yourself, you...
I just wish people would ask me stuff so I could feel like someone pays attentions to me.